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12 May 2012 @ 12:28am

SINBAD!

thebeautyoftartarus:

whosbad-sinbad:

thebeautyoftartarus:

Because sick and twisted is sexy in the bedroom

GOOD

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12 May 2012 @ 12:10am

SINBAD!

thebeautyoftartarus:

whosbad-sinbad:

thebeautyoftartarus:

*is trying not to shiver at the thought of such wonderfully savage things, reminding herself that they would have resulted in a dead Sinbad*

Well at least you’re safe now. 

You’re sick and twisted but I love you.


I AM NEVER GOING BACK.

Because sick and twisted is sexy in the bedroom

GOOD

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12 May 2012 @ 12:09am

jasmine-of-agrabah:

whosbad-sinbad:

I’m connected, there’s a thing called maps, and my girlfriend is an all powerful goddess.   Hence I know some things.

What do you mean you haven’t seen anything? Do you just stick around inside all day? you need to get out more, girl.

Well, let’s put it this way- we’re liberating them of their…. excess.

Oh. Well it must be incredible to see so much of the world.

I was only allowed to leave my palace when I want to very recently. For the past 18 years I’ve been stuck inside all day. So, yes. Some people’s lives aren’t as easy as yours Sinbad.

I’d be careful about how much you “liberate” from people. Though I guess your all-powerful girlfriend will save the day I’m sure.

It’s pretty awesome. And dangerous. I’ve had my fair share of near death experiences, My girlfriend being the cause of a lot of them…

PFFT, EASY. THAT’S FUNNY.

You should really get on a boat. There’s no better way to see the world, really.

There’s really no such thing as being careful in my line of work, and I get by just fine without Eris’ help.

12 May 2012 @ 12:00am

SINBAD!

thebeautyoftartarus:

whosbad-sinbad:

thebeautyoftartarus:

Baby, are you okay! Those natives didn’t try to eat you, did they? While I love the chaos that cannibalism causes, I don’t want you eaten. 

Well, when they had me tied up before I escaped, the hand gestures sort of alluded to them slitting me throat, letting some huge beast have it’s way with me (I think in the general throat-slitted area -shudder-) and then eat my remains.

So yeah I’m pretty sure cannibalism was in the cards.

*is trying not to shiver at the thought of such wonderfully savage things, reminding herself that they would have resulted in a dead Sinbad*

Well at least you’re safe now. 

You’re sick and twisted but I love you.


I AM NEVER GOING BACK.

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11 May 2012 @ 11:58pm

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11 May 2012 @ 11:56pm

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11 May 2012 @ 11:54pm

SINBAD!

thebeautyoftartarus:

Baby, are you okay! Those natives didn’t try to eat you, did they? While I love the chaos that cannibalism causes, I don’t want you eaten. 

Well, when they had me tied up before I escaped, the hand gestures sort of alluded to them slitting me throat, letting some huge beast have it’s way with me (I think in the general throat-slitted area -shudder-) and then eat my remains.

So yeah I’m pretty sure cannibalism was in the cards.

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11 May 2012 @ 11:51pm

jasmine-of-agrabah:

whosbad-sinbad:

jasmine-of-agrabah:

whosbad-sinbad:

Well, the name’s Sinbad. I’m basically the coolest pirate you’ll ever meet. And for the record, I’m not the marryin’ type. 

Good for you, Sinbad. We don’t have “pirates” in Agrabah so I’m sorry to say I’m really not impressed by the fact that you are one… since I don’t exactly know what a pirate is… wait. I’ve heard of them though… a long time ago. Aren’t you a theif or something?

Agrahbah? You mean that desert-y place. Lame. Of course you haven’t heard of pirates- we’re like thieves but cooler.  We rip off big royal ships. We’re just better then regular people.

How do you know about Agrabah if there’s nowhere to… sail? I’ve never even seen the ocean. I haven’t seen anything really, but that’s besides the point.

And why would you want to steal from other ships? It’s not like they’ve done anything to you, have they?

I’m connected, there’s a thing called maps, and my girlfriend is an all powerful goddess.   Hence I know some things.

What do you mean you haven’t seen anything? Do you just stick around inside all day? you need to get out more, girl.

Well, let’s put it this way- we’re liberating them of their…. excess.

11 May 2012 @ 11:37pm
....*nearly tackles to the ground*

11 May 2012 @ 11:29pm

jasmine-of-agrabah:

whosbad-sinbad:

Well, the name’s Sinbad. I’m basically the coolest pirate you’ll ever meet. And for the record, I’m not the marryin’ type. 

Good for you, Sinbad. We don’t have “pirates” in Agrabah so I’m sorry to say I’m really not impressed by the fact that you are one… since I don’t exactly know what a pirate is… wait. I’ve heard of them though… a long time ago. Aren’t you a theif or something?

Agrahbah? You mean that desert-y place. Lame. Of course you haven’t heard of pirates- we’re like thieves but cooler.  We rip off big royal ships. We’re just better then regular people.